Always thinking

Girls are complicated

You can't be too fast,
Or they will kick your ass;
You can't be too slow,
Or you cut your own throat: no show!

You can't laugh too much,
But you have to make them laugh;
You can't be too serious,
Or they will be no longer curious;

You can't call them all the time,
They will think you don't have a bit of charm;
You can't wait too long to call,
Or they don't think you are interested at all;

You can't say they are not pretty,
They will say you are too shallow don't know how to appreciate personality;
You can't say they are too pretty,
They will think you only care about boobs and looks oops you will for sure lose;

You have to be ambitious,
Or they will think you are hopeless;
You can't be too ambitious,
Or they will think you are arrogant don't know how to be elegant;

You need to claim you can cook,
Or they don't think you will cook;
You need to claim you only occasionally cook,
So they will think you know how to live life just like what is said in the book;

You don't have to be hairy,
But you can't be bald;
You don't have to be 6 ft,
But you have to be taller;
You need to have a good teeth,
But you can't have fake teeth;

You have to be intelligent,
But you can't wear glasses;
You don't have to shave,
But you have to be clean;
You don't have to play guitar,
But you need to at least own a guitar;

posted by Road less travelled @ 7:53 PM